The Ex Outlet

Listen up guys. Want a girly way to cheer up your friend who just got dumped? Well, thanks to David Arrick’s Butch Bakery, you can now do it in a way that doesn’t make you lose your alpha status. Nothing says “I’m sorry dude” like crumbled bacon atop of a peanut butter cupcake with banana bavarian cream.

David even claims his cupcakes are better than third base, but then again, he’s a dude. He’s actually a former Wall Street lawyer, turned baker extraordinaire. But his Wall Street and Main Street success haven’t made him too pretentious. He dares to go where not even some yellow cabs are willing to go- to Brooklyn and Queens.

Our girls that have gone butch say that Billy’s Bakery and Magnolia Bakery still take the cake. However, if sprinkles and pink icing make you as uncomfortable as a Prada man-bag, the Butch Bakery might be for you.

So instead of delivering your friend a post break-up beer, stripper named Candy, and brand new STD, how about bringing them something a little sweeter?

If you live outside of New York, don’t get your briefs in a wad. He is working hard to bring his concoctions to a city near you soon.