The Ex Outlet

Did you watch the golden globes on Sunday night? Ok, neither did I. However I did watch the red carpet and YIKES!! This is where celebrities could really use a great girlfriend for honest advice or a website like this for an honest opinion before going out in public. Here is my open letter to these outrageously attractive women, who made outrageous fashion mistakes. And yes, it is extremely unfair that women get their fashion choices scrutinized while men just glide by in an Armani suit with zero repercussions. Let us know your thoughts on these looks!

Dear Golden Globe Single Ladies,

Please fire your stylists and move on. The Oscars are coming up and this can’t happen again. You are all beautiful women and deserve to look your best. We women around the world are looking at you for fashion cues and the ones of us that are single can’t afford to show up to parties looking like this.

Take a page from the Jen Aniston playbook. You are supposed to look better after a break-up when you show up to these events. Especially when you have a stylist, make-up artist, hair stylist, and the figures that you girls are rocking. After all, awards shows are great places to mingle with other single celebrities and possibly start meaningful relationships a la Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel.

I really appreciate your listening to my concerns and hope that you will take the appropriate action before the real party in February.

Said with much love,

The Ex Outlet